↳ Capturing the audience with their charisma, incredible intellect, mastery of manipulation, and boldness of action, this character is a show-stealer, demanding your reverence at every turn. They are brilliant and utterly devious. Call it genius, call it virtual omniscience, but they always seem to know what everyone else is planning at any given moment and makes them play right into his hands, and exactly how to arrange the game so they win even when they have been defeated. They are charismatic, often charming, their personality is like a physical force. People tend to like them, sometimes even when they know they aren’t on their side, and even those who hate their guts have to admit respect. Even when at their darkest, they have traits which one can’t help but admire.
Everything after this moment will not only determine your career, but life. You can spend it in a corporate office drafting contracts and hitting on chubby paralegals, before finally putting a gun in your mouth, or you can join my firm and become someone you actually like. So decide, do you want the job or not?
Sounds like the beginning of a heartfelt story, but I’m gonna pass.
I thought… I thought all you wanted from me were those e-mails.